LEGENDARY CHERRY !!! jaaaaaaaaaaDAZE OF HAZE:
or, the dangers of guava juice abuse
"This is gonna get weird"--Mawkus
What follows is a cautionary tale about the dangers of ingesting certain varieties of cherry, guavaberry or popoli fruit juice which have not been tested for sugar saturation.
In the study, participants were given juice in incremtally greater doses without being advised of the increase, and were not told that the sugar content was astronomically high.
Although the soul jam study seems to have produced an initial positive assessment, The end results of this test have not been determined.
As specialists anticipate long term addiction, the public is advised to exercise caution in this matter.
LEGENDARY CHERRY !!! jaaaaaaaaaa
LOT RADIO FAMILY:
This is how we roll--maybe not.
Was going to remake This is How we roll by FGL for all of us for the New Year, but I think, maybe it can wait, it'll be there.
Im just going to chill out and try to figure out what happened, this whole trip, to understand it.
.So thanks DTW and LI and Megatronix and everyone.
HAPPY NEW YEAR ERRRRRY BODY, Love to all.
Saturday Ok so I didnt put the link yet and all this trip comes back down and I cant walk again so Jah is totally serious.
So now if you click the L you can see the other page again. The thread I forgot about
Jah, is treating me like a child so I have to remember this LESSON every time. LLLLLLLL
Another killa day all the way from a LONDON restream to Naina and the gente de zona vibes through Jex's smooth strut, the combustible cumbia classics of the border crossers, and then my phone overheated but four tet asked God to recreate the majesty and wonder to save the humanity pressed up against the glass, which he did I think around NOON but it was CLOSE.
Sorry, Brian that was Lame, Lame Lame everybody knows your name.
But Lame starts with L says Jah breathing a bit of high intensity guava sugar in my direction.
You forgot the LINK and Did you LEARN to walk yet?
If not--don't sweat it, just LET the love injection juice keep burning, and turning the engine over.
(You can see by these earlier riffs in the news feed exactly how far back the haze goes. I just wasn't paying any attention at the time.)LET IT all come down.
Although its possible some of you found the link before, which is more than I could do.
Good job djs, all that capoeria stuff, I mean the whole day was blazed. Its all that Mambo Italiano dean Martin style.
WAKING UP FROM THE HAZE COMA.
Maddy displays battle skills. Gets doused with impossible amount of sugar haze. Calls Jah out for cheating. Jah: "pirate".
So in case you missed it: jah got madison drunk on "some lloyd shit" then tricked me into agreeing to go legit.
But then I woke up and said, hey, woah, wait a minute
this aint cool if there's a gig goin down I got to be in it.
Sorry, said Jah, but we already agreed.
And as far as your permission, well, I really have no need.
Just learn to walk with the haze its like walking on a boat. jeje.
He set the sugar-haze-loaded super soaker against the wall in a meaningful fashion.
Don't get jumpy--don't make me get pumpy. Take it easy, girl. He said with a grin. Now go have some breakfast or whatever
PICTURE OF JAH DARING ME TO GET JUMPY
OK LOOK I FOUND THE L, SEE?
Thatty go maddy. Just watch your step lol.
Apparently L is also for LEGIT LOL
And, as a matter of fact, laughing out loud which is what Jah is doing right now.
So here is the thread, the thread I lost, how did it come out?
that big letter L, we have to go back to that, I have to find it.
THE LESSON WHICH MUST BE MEMORIZED TO PREVENT HAZE COMA FROM HIJACKING ALL SHIT.
L is for LOT, and that's where we start. Because music is medicine, good for the heart.
>L is for LEON, Matilda's main man, who got whacked (and who wacked) a big phony named stan.
L is for Lava, which blows up so bright, and impresses the eye like a star in the night.
L is for lost, which is easy to do, it coud happen to me. It could happen to you.
And when you get Lost you will probably fall down, which is where Jah slides in and says "let's get back to town."
L is for Lloyd, we've been through this before. Good luck tyring to leave, yeah, good luck, that's for sure.
And L is for Love, which is more than it seems. Its like a big mystery that exceeds all dreams.
This is just more of same, there was a really funny story in my mind at three am about 42s mom took everybody to see star wars and Dexys was there they came on the plane with the Bradley zero crew and they got kicked out for having no shoes but they sneaked back into the orchestra pit which wasn't even there but they made one.
But the haze kept disintegrating the thread of the story for like three hours, and then I gave up and went back to sleep woke up now.
I'll try to put it together later if possible sorry.
The story is not back together yet but there's this-At about 15 to 50, Dexy's is having a kind of a Wittgenstein, Danke, Realist Real, Communication kind of a moment.
Is it Karma that this concert was in Germany? Ich weis nicht. See, we'll get it, we'll get it.
THE MYSTICAL MUSICAL CHRISTMAS THEOLOGY QUIZ.
Too cool for church? Or maybe too spaced out to navigate the physical world? Don't worry, take our mystical musical theology quiz, you'll get Sunday School Credit with the Big Guy.
Kind of speaks for itself except its not standing up straight--it must have tripped somehow.
And for all you de Gregori fans, here's one
FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY OF LOT RADIO.
This month's Fabuzzo, click plate. I did my best given the fact that the trip hijacked all my thoughts.
Ok honestly I just read it and its not very clear but I can't help it.
BTW yesterday's burn was as cool as usual, all sets, the Love Injection thing about dancing was so cool, In other words, the physical expression of something is the best.
Yeah my mind is so slow that it didnt get that until four am this morning which gives some idea where I'm at.
The only thing I remember from yesterday is around three pm Diana ross and that English guy cant remember the name talking about someone to rely on so yeah after that I tripped and lost the thread again.
Except for the "manna from heaven," which shines brighter than all other lights, which we have been given, and upon which hopefully we can all rely
If you are too tripped out to figure it out like I am, just go find some panettone.
Ante todo, dijo el jefe, se necesita un titulo.
MADDY'S MIDTOWN MASERATI D.O.C. (denominazione di origine controllata)
Proprietor: Madison di Mucci (this is only because Dion di Mucci is an OG street singer
Our Motto is: WHY RIDE WHEN YOU CAN FLY?
Ms. Di Mucci after an apprenticeship designing beautiful sports cars with Ettore Bugatti, is proud to announce that to honor the Full WOLF MOON on January 20-21st 2019, something cool is going to happen, just not sure exactly what.
SATURDAY, 22 dic. the worldwide legendary LI is probably gonna show, isn't that the usual delight we have come to expect?
VP fabuzzo might be jumbled this weekend,
I'm just tripping, tripping I slid into a galaxy more beautiful than a maserati where its all hazy and sleepy and sweet
and when I tried to leave yesterday I realized, there's no exit ramp.
CR seemed to have painted a constellation of roses on the night sky on her tee shirt.
Did I dream that?
Then there were some OGS dropping NYC neighboorhood stories,
Whether or not Reade truth can explain these dimensions or not, The moon which was blocked by cloudy skies instead slid into the booth as white and bright as it ever could be,
and blended with the harps of lara ji and the rest of the night is just one long trip.
FRIDAY 21 dic: HOLY HOLIDAY HURRAH!! lol
LOT RADIO, How can we thank u for the gif(t), if not by singing about it?.
poised at the top of Music Mountain on our toboggon of Timessquare transmission tuneage, and ready to shoot the full cold moon, (which I think is tonight but la dee da its still raining)
we used unscented DJ Voices to wax for greater speed, and shouted at the winds of Legend to bear us up to the zodiac stars
when suddenly out of the blue, twinkle toes trod up and tripped the sled.
TEE HEE, she said, I tricked y'all and it ain't even Tuesday.
AIRBORNE! and we soared through Amourette and Marojet (it does rhyme if you write it that way) and somersaulted down the volcanic snows of Vito and the drifts of Druzzi, until the signal failed and we crashed into an aromatic yuletide Pine log and plunged into a pile of Pierre
Though we could not taste nor toast the tree, pino(t) pilfered a pack of platanos and we made snowcones so it tweren't all bad.
Snow can be lit too--after all, fire, wind and water cetera cetera...and didn't Gandalf light a whole forest on fire in the middle of winter when wargs were howling?
The two oclock show was good too we were just tripping on whatever and forgot the name.
THORS DAY 20 DEC-MUSIC AND MANNA and the Thunder of Heaven
After yesterday's long slow burn, (I cant see the chart cuz the PC is stuttering and my memory is fried from trying to clean up the page) from Fatik's old school Latin trax in honor of Palomas and other birds, to legends LL, PL, old school rap trx in honor of chillin gizmos, battling gangstas and every other kind of satisfying bread on down to Neon which everyone knows is a sickness, the fragrance of which burn Croissant dog artfully bakes into his creations back in GP withough burning them,
In the still dark morning air, the spirit of BJ whistles through the trees, or the skyscrapers, bringing the news.
Jah jah is waiting for a salute of love, and to the question; Jah do you like loud noises? He answers, Do I ever.
My BFFs were the Blowhard and the Boanerges.
Just as Sunday is for soul, thursday is for bread from heaven, or Dinner with Lloyd.
But come let us meditated: what does food have to do with music?
Sounds and smells both need air to be produced, and are both carried on the air,
and both are very effective ways of communication,
Take the Midtown Maserati challenge: for some reason this car-- we know you can't produce castilian roses in your shirt-hey none of us are saints-so instead, do the following: record a cover of La Vie en Roseyou can sing over louie armstrong if you wish,
or, graft a rose cuttting and turn it into a bush using the plastic bottle greenhouse, or, enter and win the Run for the Roses or, explain the significance of Pasolini's Poesie in Forma di Rosa.
the maserati image was created by the artist El Tony
this is the gif I was talking about Sunday night: IT'S HEALING TIME
DEC 19. HEALING WITH HAWKS AND SPARROWS:
Like Frate Ninetto, (from the famous Italian movie, Hawks and Sparrows, which is about two Franciscan Friars and you can't just add more, those two could barely eat as it was) we do mention in honor of the riddim birds of Alcatraz which is an ancient prison in San Francisco Bay.
Which could be reggae washed, disco washed, house washed, punk washed hip hop washed or anything washed prolly.
Anyhow, like fra Ninetto the funny fool, looking upon this rollicking sea of chaos below, one might be tempted to shout "tutta chigoria" and wander off to steal some sheep cheese from a neighbor, or brew some chicory coffee.
But serious and responsible folks know, the chaos will not evaporate just because we wish it would.
So--is music medicine and mediation?
If Blue Jemz sends the spirit, can music mend the memory, mop up the mondizie, mow the maleza, meliorate the malady, make us monarchs of monetine metafisiche, and mettere il motore della maserati della mente o forse la missione in mozione?
Am I laughing while writing this?
Yes to all and I hope Jimmy forgives me.
METHOD OF MOTIVATION TO MITIGATE MESS JAJAJAJAJJAJAJok.
While Madison meditates in a TRANSALDENTE mode on musical magnificence, on manono and machew and Magoon and much much more (think birdmen of the Mission of San Francisco etc.) Manhattan can muse upon this magnificent mauve Maserati.
Ok so its not exactly Mauve.
More of a bubblegum or fuscia maybe but the main thing is, it's an absolute Menace!!
BACK TO THE ROOTS: is it possible?
This page is HUGE and HOLY CHRISTMAS, yeah its' huge.
I surely cannot clean it up in an hour and do a good job.
You win a prize, a whole truck load of milk duds for the holidays if you remember what the song upside down curious george, has to do with the history of this website.
So good job DJS ALL OF YOU!
I am hoping that Blue Jemz sends the Holy spirit if he can, so I'm putting his stuff at the top for a while again.
I did not know him but I can see his spirit was strong in the music world.
"what counts is what you write, not concerned about the height' (J 5)
DEC 17. MOONDAY TOO SOONDAY
but we still FEELZ o K, after getting us some dat ASH and LINDSEY this wknd.
ALEJANDRA kindly asked how can I help you? And POSITIVE REALITY ran up and replied that he had it "covered" and that Jah Jah will protect us all. We love you, JA.
PRISON RELIGION warned us doe, not to test God's protection by hanging with pandilleros or talking to Stranei,
even if TWO FINGERZ wishes that all stranei could become amici...and TWO TREE, well they ARE amici... which is what you get when you add one tree and one tree, just sayin (I aint quite as dumb as I seem).
The last rocker was cool too, what was his name, Weston?
LOT RADIO WORLDWIDE.
jeje 16 DIC. SUNDAY MORNING GOZO FESTIVAL--
the lot radio tribe, passed out SOMEWHEN in the DARKER THAN WAX nighttime air, in the GOON ROOM the bad room and the Lebain room or in front of the times square location after tripping all night on the LOVE INJECIONS rising off the sets and the decks,
all dreamed collectively that they woke up in Heaven with BG and the angels, and so, were miffed to realize in the morning that they could not PICK UP THAT FLOW.
Instead they woke up on the cold sidewalk with rain drizzling down and that trumpet blast they thought was Gabriel and Tak, was the horn of some irate cab driver.
para variar they were hungry and croissant dog was nowhere to be seen.
Milk Dud proposed an all out croissant and latte riot, whereby to seize the means of production and risk the wrath of hungry hipsters, but Frankie V, ever the optimist, organized a pirate raid on the M and M store, by making a debonaire (notice the French smell surrounding the word de bon aire) appearance in the doorway and announcing "Je suis Ruby, Ruby Plustot" while waiving a Jack-Sparrow-like rapier around with a flourish at which point the workers all realized they had somewhere else to be just then.
Idk church maybe chais pas as they say in Plustotville
and the grandly requited Lot tribe all cooked up some M and M pancakes on the hot air coming out of the street grates.
SABATO 15 DIC.
ONE POSSIBLE JOY STORY (intended not to mock St gabriel but to cheer hearts, suggested by Mexicans who said, not only T pains and rude dudes take people to church--church makes us feel better when we are sad-- and inspired by the likes of Brujas, XXXY, DJ Lindsey, Felipe and Jtagg, Level Party and Joy Family, I'm forgetting someone but I'll check the chart later, we love u all)
(And ghost, this is just a game I used to play with my friends, make up a story out of song titles.)
The demon who dislikes blue tried to (brian) CHASE Blue Gemz off the dex and off the trax but failed since BG is guarded by an ARMY OF LOVERS and good brujas who are really angels in disguise.
Like wily footballers, They tricked the devil into going Y when they in fact went X.
Felipe and crew then escorted BG toward the gates of Heaven with drums and base, while choirs of angels cumbia-ed and Rio bamba-ed in exultation, crying para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia, pa mi pa ti, ehi, arriva arriba!.
Once they arrived at the HEAVEN LEVEL PARTY jejeje Gabriel blew an off key blast, because he forgot to practice,
and BG yelled "OW MY EAR, you're out of tune, angel boy."
whereupon JOY FAMILY appeared and tak revised the trumpet riff for Gabriel.
Now they are all jamming up joy together.
This is Madison, in case anybody checked the volcano page, well, its being updated but I am not in charge of that at the present moment.
yes my crew is studying Greek and Roman Poetry which in mexico if you go to school they learn in high school so it's like NBD.
It's like in LRC studying music, its good for you.
I was in LRC at lunchtime and left when harrassed, and I will always use Madison or Maddy which incidentally is where my nickname MILK DUD came from, because there is too much jealousy, and not enough joy.
There is nothing I have done that anyone could not do, you could do anything I have done and probably better, so why are you jealous?
ARMY OF LOVERS, thats what we need to be.
As Christmas nears, could there be a better prezzy than the Legend? He cannot fail to kill it, because
shawty is a killa
part two--such a good movie, innit?
and speaking of dance battles, ghosty, how about that Andie West hey?
WED. DEC 12 REMEMBER THIS?
In honor of the hicktown Guadalupe holiday, the "@ one of our girls who has gone missing LOT RADIO TSX" has been engaging in "@rhythmic discourse LOT RADIO TSX" and "@love letters LOT RADIO TSX" and all that jazz JAJAJAj ok so, if the rude dude wants to play the game, let's have a dance battle to the redneck anthem If it hadnt a been for old DJ Joe AKA BULLSHIT.
DOMINGO DEC 9
HAPPY DAY TO ALL YOU GUADALUPENOS FROM
MADDY'S MIDTOWN MAZERATI
The original muscle Car manoever -for gabuzzo history buffs -had nothing to do with Biker Bob's Bensonhurt Bugatti Boostaway. I had no idea Biker Bob even existed in 2016, and the OG dream was more like "misplacing" a maserati or some other hilarious heist, and meeting Nick back at the fictitious "place".
back in the day, when Post Malone's "industry plant" White Iverson was the it song for pop music, the video showed Posty cruising around the desert kicking up sand.
Nobody ever chat-hated that I can recall, we just hung out on Sunday nights, jammed soul, watched them dance around the booth, and dreamed about remaking the Post video starring Joe tooling around the desert, and remaking the Flo Rida video "Club can't handle Me" starring Alston rolling up to the Lot radio District awash in "fetty".
Still grin thinking of it.
Still do not own a bugatti.
Lot radio Worldwide.
The song for music fans is another song I love, CIAO by two FINGERZ, which is about how "alienated" we have become, so much so that we can't even say hello without anxiety.
Love, Maddy.
TUESDAY 11:30 AM Have to shout out to Positive Reality bc We've been listening to his mixcloud and there is a lot of wisdom there. thanks.
I was in lrc for about two minutes.
I said Happy birthday to Christine Renee because I thought it was her birthday since SP said Happy Birthday.
RDOT, if its your bd too then also, hbd 2u2.
Then I left.
Also the same people who are angry with me are also angry with Biker Bob ?
Hello? I dont get it but anyways, sorry Biker Bob. I dont know what you did and I hope you are ok.
As far as the Catholic church, they did not believe Juan Diego any more than they believe a lot of prophets.
That is why the miracle happened, to convince them.
But of course, there are no miracles in modern times. Sorry,forgot.
This enterprise is operated by Maddy Milk Dud, the President and CEO, even though a girl!!!
and is part of an international series LLC involving several companies under the volcanic umbrella of Popocapetl which is a volcano in mexico which has been quite active lately.
THE GODFATHER AND GODMOTHER OF THIS ENTERPRISE ARE SHOWN BELOW.
By way of explanation, The images are related to a story about an Aztec whose spanish name was Juan Diego,( which obviously everyone is free to believe or not as they wish, after having educated themselves about the evidence and whether or not it seems legitimate).
As to the use of the term "godfather" it may or may not apply to Juan Diego depending on how a person may understand the term.
We have used it here because in the way in which we understand the term "godfather" and "godmother", Juan diego and La Virgen de guadalupe are good ones.
If You click on the pic, you can see the place where the straw shirt of mr. Diego which still survives though it is from the 1500s, and made of straw, is kept under bullet proof glass after someone oddly tried to shoot it.
7 PM December 10th.
LOT RADIO milk dud was there in the morning to say "Lot radio do your thing" I think it was samer around ten thirty, then in the after noon to say "Kroba is a cool dad" and 'dancer!" at around 6 pm.
Hey WTBS so that brazil punk thing u could def ask the dj from this weekend the one that played deixa tudu fluir bc thats portoguese , Idk if u tuned in 2 this page but cool set!! im on cell rn so if the update fails that's y
it's Sunday so yeah, we prolly won't be working today.
We're backwoods and hickish like that, lazy, we just sit around all day and whistle dixie.
We're leaving the godmother (her name is Lupe btw) in charge so there is nothing to worry about.
We did find a song from the Rowland Review that kind of sums up our sentiments towards the Lot. its called, Seven days is Too long.
Milk Dud was in lrc from about 10:15 to 10:30 (UPDATE also off and on from one thirty to four forty five when some stupid ghost came in called demon not blue, presumably mocking the blue angel on my crews webpage lol). Do you think I have never been threatened by angry guys?
Except they were angry in front of my face and trying to scare me by violence, which is an experience girls know all too well.
whereas you, are merely shouting on the screen.
And corn shucker, ? maybe you should get a job like that for a while so you can figure out where your food comes from, home boy).
on Saturday December 8 to give recognition to Love injection, call imaginary croissant drone,then leave to go burn off energy.
Milk dud was in chat 12/7/2018 at around 4 pm and then at around 7, talked about trees, politics, old television shows, gossip and running
7:30 AM Friday 7 dic, we repeat: the tree is a dwarf Alberta Spruce coming from a company called Jackson and Perkins, it went from Spartansburg NC to Tinton NJ to NYC where it should be arriving today at some time.
We do assure, it is not a contraband milk dud or garbanzo shipment or a portable time warp back to "the place."
We belive it is safe since how many petty thieves or did we say FETTY thieves (fetty being slang for money for those who were unaware) go around filching fir trees?
To date, none that we know of, since you really can't eat anything on a fir tree except the candy canes, and in this case, there are none.
6pm Thursday Dec. 6, Yes that was indeed Milk Dud at noon in LRC, checking to see if the legend was in residence and discovering another spin doctor of wide renown, Fett Burger (could that name be any cooler) instead.
Milk dud shouted, asked bEP about Lloyd, and fell asleep at one thirty or so shortly after saying MILK DUD IS HERE, so anything said after that in my name was not me.
And, I will not be in LRC again until I post it here.
Also, the Valanga Volcano people sent a tree so if a tree arrives, not to worry! It's completely above the boards and in keeping wiht our mission of gardening etcetera, and it's more democratic then the chocolate in a way since we can all enjoy it together (excepting the fragranze which only those in the room will enjoy.
Thursday and working hard with crew, we will check the video to see if the Legend is there at dinnertime.