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EDITOR'S NOTE DEC 22 2018: This trip seems to have been going on for a while, we just didnt' notice it.
The rikers island regulars found these old gifs from god knows when, apparently we already had boarding passes for this no exit galaxy.

NECKTIE BROTHERS LAW OFFICE 24/7, Tony specializes in white collar defense, fraud, embezlement and the various forms of identity theft.
Johnny does doughnut heist defense, grand theft muscle car, pumpkin law and farm equipment injuries.
WE VISIT JAILS 24/7, call 1-800-BUSTOUT
Please note due to felony convictions, Tony cannot appear in court without bribing the judge so your fee might go up.

To work for us at VPF, if you're in the big house, u know what to do. If you're on the lam, go see the Lotfather. If you don't know how to get in touch with him, call Fat Girl Fabuzzo. We don't have the number. In fact, we're not even sure there is a number. Sorry. JAJJAJAJAJJAJ