GABUZZONEWTZZO

BREAKING NEWS: Associated Press, New York City, Sunday December 23, Manhattan area health clinics have noticed a disturbing new trend on the busy holiday streets: lloyd fever.
This mimics the closely related but harmless illness known as DJ fever.
In the primliminary stages, symptoms of both may include relatively harmless behavior such as wandering around saying "where the fugazzi is Palto Flats or Where the fugazzi is WTBS."
However there is a particularly dangerous strain known as Lloyd fever, in the latter stages of which, those afflicted may fall down flights of stairs and roll out windows or laugh in pure delight at absolutely nothing after catching sight of Lloyd.
In the final terminal phase, the victim goes into a trance of unknown origin, and often cannot tell the difference between Lloyd and the full moon.

To date, there is no cure.

Saturday October 20, 2018. This is the latest update in the Guava Juice case.

GUAVA JUICE RECIPE PIONEERED BY LOT RADIO DJS has blown Wall Street to Smithereens and sent Silicion valley spinning into chaos.
(THose of you who thought "blows wall" would be followed by some such words as 'in jail cell skyhigh" or "at southern border clear to the moon" please! By no means advocate we the overthrow of anything.
We are merely commenting on the bull and bear market.)
Food police today reported that a guava juice concoction discovered completely by accident by DJ lloyd and Love Injection is capable of fueling a Bugatti,
and is a good mixture for oil, can wash and wax the car and provide all the benefits of antifreeze, while remaining potable.
It can also jump start the engine shoudl the battery wear out.

The recipe calls for loading the juice into a water pistol and agitating it for several hours to the tune of "American Plan" and "I shot the Sheriff."
HTen it must be "love injected" into the car with great love.
Delighted at the sudden ease of Bugatti maintenance, all the compadres of OG Mazatlan raced to Pep boys, sending the stock price of guavas off the charts.

LLOYD HARRIS IN TUESDAY MORNING SHOWDOWN WITH BROOKLYN DEPUTY
Tuesday October 16, 2018. Associated Press, Greenpoint. Sherriffes deputies repsonded today to a call of riotous reggae at Lot Radio Restream.
Enter the Lloyd had indeed entered and was blasting rebel reggae to his heart's content, defending the premises with an oversized SUPER SOAKER from 1972 which has been banned in most countries but notably NOT in St Kitts, where LLoyd had purchased the vintage plastic along with a fleet of ships loaded with smoothie ready guavaberries from superstar street gymnasts Calypso Tumblers.
Lloyd had been in the islands scoping out passport possibilities for the Gabuzzos, at the behest of Big Al.

Mr Harris, put down the water weapon and Step away from the guavaberries.

Lloyd had loaded the super soaker with guava juice, and he shouted, DO YOU FEEL LUCKY, PUNCH? WELL DO YA?

Frankie V stepped in to cool the heat, while Cookie grabbed Nina and made for the time warp.
For security reasons, Reporters are asked not to mention the Gabuzzi when quoting this article

Mille Grazie.

"WE LOVE THE GABUZZOS" BUGATTI BOOSTAWAY AT SAN GENNARO! COME EARLY FOR BEST SELECTION OF BOOSTED BUGATTIS! ALL REPORTERS AT FESTIVAL, OLD NEWS FEED HERE, BAMBOOZLES HUNGRY LAW ENFORCEMENT WITH HELP OF ANON 277 AND A BOATLOAD OF CAPTAIN AHAB'S CALAMARI

MUZZAREDDU, Stampa Associata, 26 Settembre 2018.
A new chapter has unfolded today in the worldwide uptick in volcanic activity when the long dormant mountain on Muzzarredu off the coast of Ripari in the Mediterranean Sea erupted at noon today local time.
The mountain spewed information in billowing (data) clouds and boiling (live) streams, leaving gabuzzos homeless and without bread nor wine.
A helidrone swooped in immediately bearing Zuckerbuzzo, Besuzzo and other titans of the internet age, who declared, "this actually isnt bad I think given the widespread poverty that will result, we can seize the whole island by eminent bullshit like we did in Hawaii.
To appear munificent the helidrone dropped a few tacos and waffles on the hungry crowd, as the owners of GUZZO and YOUTUZZO were spotted stuffing themselves with stolen fave while declaring "we'll never use your fave without your permission, promise!"
The helidrone then headed to the moon streaming a banner that read "I really don't care, do you?
The banner was later explained to be nothing more than an intergalactic fashion statement.
Gabuzzo scholars speculated that San Michele may have caused the eruption when a particularly warm effusion of love poured out of his spirit in honor of the gabuzzi and washed over the excess information in the atmosphere.
NEW YORK CITY

Associated Press
September 17, 2018. THIS IS THE LATEST IN THE ON GOING BENSONHURST BUGATTI LABOR DAY BLOWOUT BOOSTED BUGATTI INVESTIGATION.
Longtime Limo driver for the Gabuzzis and international luxury vehicle purveyor to the fugazzis GIOFREDO WHEELZ GABUZZO was pulled over earlier today somewhere in Maryland trying to runa boosted bugatti off an exit in the breakdown lane.
Wheelz was apprehended when he crossed eight lanes of traffic horizontally in a move known as the Gabuzzo slip, and unfortuantely did in fact slip on a watermelon rind which he had tossed out of his window as he entered the exit going 329 mph.
When pulled over, Wheelz said, but officers I thought EZPASS meant, it's easy to pass.
The District Attorney is still looking for the cops in question, who witnesses say gladly accepted a bribe of unlimited fried calamari offered to them by Anon 277, who said, officers, something is inside my jacket, and pulled out a fishing net full of calamari.
The crowd zoomed off with Wheelz trailing squid crumbs and melon seeds, and has not been seen since.

September 8, 2018. Associated Press.
THIS IS THE LATEST IN THE ONGOING BENSONHURT BUGATTI LABOR DAY BLOWOUT BOOSTED BUGATTI INVESTIGATION.
Yesterday, local law enforcement was caught with their doughnut down at the unprecedented move by OG Mazatlan of turning in his entire collection of muscle cars of his own volition.
Police say Mazatlan walked into a precinct flanked by four guardiaspaldas and instructed the shocked desk clerk that she would find a dozen muscle cars in the impound yard, and would they please auction them off FBO hungry gabuzzi.
The cars will be auctioned off at Bensonhurt Bugattis following the Lot Radio BBQ.
Due to the high incidence of assassination of Mexican journalists, Contributors to this article have requested anonymity.

Contributors: Bruno "the Quill" Gabuzzo, Joey "Bags" Gabuzzo.
September 6, 2018.
THIS IS THE LATEST IN THE ONGOING BENSONHURT BUGATTI LABOR DAY BLOWOUT BOOSTED BUGATTI INVESTIGATION.
Friday September 7th, 2018. CHILE CON CARNE. PRENSA ASSOCIADA ESP.

Inigo OG Mazatlan, looking for all the world like a reincarnation of ZUcchero (or maybe Vasco Rossi) has been located in the Argentine Pampas listening to a sermon and weeping into his fashionable button down shirt.
Sources closest to the vanity fair cover say Mazatlan fell through the confessional into a time warp where he encountered Padre Pio, who kicked him in the rear and offered him a fried doughnut.
Mazatlan reportedly returned several bugattis as well as a couple of mazeratis and a few odd ferraris to the local police, who had no idea they had even been boosted, and said "Please sell the cars and distribute the proceeds to hungry gabuzzi."

THE FOLLOWING IS AN UPDATE. At noon today, Inigo "OG" Mazatlan was briefly sighted exiting a false bottom confessional at a taqueria in the Manzanilla section of Lot radio.
Mazatlan then headed westward toward LoT Radio courtyard, where he confabulated with revered dj lloyd during the airing of the popular show "dinner with lloyd".
We will bring you details on this new development as they emerge.
Police say longtime Gabuzzo associate and Salvadoran Coffee magnate Father "burgers" Elia was responsible for helping Frankie V. duck the paparazzi,
Though technically not a subject of the Gaga brou-ha-ha, Elia has long been sought in connection with false bottom confessionals used to smuggle bootleg coffee across the Mexican border produced with the aid of Argentine Polo player turned Papal legate Don Benito "Caballero" Castille y Leon.
Officials say the porta potty time warp opens on one such confessional, where Frankie V was able to hide comnfortably all night while listening to restreams and eating ravioli.
Sources say burgers then held up a local burger joint and strolled over to Gaga's to share a midnight snack

September 5, 2018 UPDATE: THIS IS AN UPDATE. LOU MONTE GABUZZO has been sighted in the courtyard of THE LOT RADIO singing WHO STOLE MY BLUE BUGATI? but somehow we were only able to obtain a bootleg dub which comes out WHO STOLE MY PROVOLONE?
LADY GAGA who is secretly a member of the Greatter Gabuzzo brotherhood was also sighted there busking but bickering over the quality of Lot Radio Rigatoni.
Losing her temper in tipical gabuzzi manner, Gaga hauled off and headbutted the barista then apologized profusely and said she had had too many goobers for lunch and that milk duds giraffe mouth was driving her crazy and could everybody just forget it.
SHe kissed everybody on both cheeks and went home.
Meanwhile, paparazzi stormed the offices of General manager Francesco "Frankie V" Valexiare, but he had managed to slip through an open window into the portapotty time warp.

TIME WARP PICTURED ABOVE
Falty DL was caught in the confusion with "the sisters" and his picture showed up in the New York Post with the heading Frankie V dodges Paparazzi yet again.
This resulted in some confusion in the media for a while.
September 3, 2018>
UPDATE: THIS IS AN UPDATE. THE ORIGINAL STORY IS BELOW.
The bugatti chiron sport confiscated in the apprehension of MD Gabuzzo has been traced to a Greenpoint address.
Officials say the supercar, slated to be the most expensive model yet, was registered to a Nassau avenue address in the name of one Lord Beauregard Thackery Throckmorton. The vehicle was uninsured.
When police arrived at the scene early Monday, they found no trace of Throckmorton, and the few sleepy people on the street could not recall ever having seen him in the area.
No further information is available at this time.

ORIGINAL STORY:
This is the version you'll hear from the anti Gabuzzo media since Trump was up doing coke at three on twitter, whereas Joey Bags was sleeping off a crudo and wont be doing damange control till later.

Notorious crime boss associate Milk Dud Gabuzzo was apprehended early Sunday morning in the Johnny Brenda's district of Philadelphia behind the wheel of a Bugatti Chiron Sport reputed to be valued in the neighborhood of 4 million euros

The cop announced he was going to "throw the book" at the unfortunate buzzo, and in the end, in addition to grand theft auto, Milk Dud was charged with fraud, larceny, larceny by trick, larceny by a false pretense, embezzlement, high crimes and misdemeanors, operating under the influence of Private Level Gabuzzo, pirated recordings of LOT RADIO shows, conduct unbecomign a wise gal, disturbing the peace, mayhem, riot, unsworn falsification, possession of a big mouth, possession of contraband milkduds, possession of bootleg liquor without the proper license, consorting with known Gabuzzos and burglarly de bona asportata.
The cop also threw a book and hit milk dud in the head.

Joey Bags when he wakes up is expected to countersue for police brutality and to corroborate milk dud's spontaneous utterance that she had come down to Philly to see Couple Two Tree at the FEEL GOOD show at Johnny Brendas, that the Bugatti had not in fact been boosted but merely borrowed, and that the family knew nothing of recent events involving the disappearance of several truckloads of prime tomato basil ragu from a local seven ellen.

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