HEY, LOTTERS, HEY GABUZZI! HAPPY LABOR DAY EVERYBODY FROM BIKER BOBS! LATEST NEWS: OG MAZATLAN'S MUSCLE CAR COLLECTION TO BE AUCTIONED OFF TODAY SEPTEMBER 8 AFTER THE LOT RADIO BBQ! IF YOU WANT TO ROLL UP TO BUSHWICK IN STYLE, STOP BY BENSONHURST BUGATTIS AND MAKE YOUR MOVE!!! ALL PROCEEDS TO BE DISTRIBUTED TO THE POOR AS PER ORDERS OF FATHER DON BENITO CABALLERO CASTILLE Y LEON UPDATE SUNDAY MORNING THE GABUZZO COUNCIL MET AT THE PLACE AND ESTABLISHED THE :REPUBLIC OF GABUZZO WITH THE MONEY FROM THE BOOSTED BUGATTI AUCTION! (DONATION TO THE NON PROFIT IS 100% LEGITIMATE SO IF YOU HAVE A CLUNKER GIVE IT TO THE WEBSITE BELOW,JUST LET US KNOW FIRST)
ARCHIVED NEWS: AT MEZZANOTTE WE WILL KICK OFF THE COUNTDOWN TO ST MARTIN'S DAY LAUNCH OF PRIVATE LABEL GABUZZI BY ANNOUNCING THE WINNER OF THE "BIKER BOB BOOST YOUR OWN BUGATTI" CONTEST! STAY CHOONED!
AMD THE WINNER IS---DAVE MALTESE, YES CONGRATULATIONS TO DAVE MALTESE OF JERSEY CITY THE WINNER OF THE BOOST YOUR OWN BUGATTI CONTEST!!
For more information, or if you have a tip for the ongoing investigation, Leave a message at "the place" Rules of the contest: you must boost a Bugatti roll up to Biker Bobs, douse the patrons with newly trampled grapes and "san gabu" fizzy water, wash the Bugatti and return it to its owner WITHOUT the owner ever realizing it was boosted.
THE ABOVE GIFFY IF LIFTED FROM THIS WEBSITE SHOULD BE CREDITED TO GIANGIORGIO "GEORGIE DA GIF" GABUZZO. The Song is BONASIRA MADONNA sung by FRATELLI TRIPODI
WELCOME TO THE GENESIS OF A DREAM GABUZZO VACATION WEEK: THEME: YOU GOTTA RESPECT THE FAMILY AUGUST 24 FESTA DI SAN BARTOLOMEO APOSTOLO--SEPTEMBER 1st, FESTA DI SANT'EGIDIO SATURDAY NIGHT-- JONNY BRENDAS IN PHILLY SUNDAY, COME TO CHURCH FOR THE BLESSING OF THE BUGATTIS
STOP IN AND HAVE AN ESPRESSO WITH BOB, VINNY, CARMINE, TONY, BIG AL, TOTO, UGOLINO, OR DAMIANO-- ONE OF US IS ALWAYS AVAILABLE TO CHAT! BIKER BOB'S BEACHFRONT BOCHORNO BLUE BUGATTI BLOWOUT!!!!
NOW THROUGH SEPTEMBER 1st, WHEN YOU BUY A GABUZZO CUSTOM BUGATTI, THE GABUZZO BROTHERS WILL DONATE TEN PERCENT OF THE PURCHASE PRICE TO THE BIKER BOB EL CAMINO REAL FUND FOR THE RESTORATION OF WOEBEGONE WISEGUYS. The Wiseguys will be taken on a road trip to the mission towns of California where they will confess the errors of their ways, trade in their pistols for pruning loppers and be put to work in the vigne.
Biker Bob aka the Lot father for his paternal vigilance of the car lot, and his constant presence at Lot Radio chat box, saved the Gabuzzo brothers from their former occupation, legendary sponsors of the iconic underworld auto shop class, Grand Theft Bugatti, aka Boosting Bugattis with the Gabuzzi. Bob befriended them and now the three are the fastest of friends and business partners. The showroom floor is tiled with laser engraved tiles depicting all the Bugattis the Gabuzzi boosted during their life of crime. This is our dream: to tile our floor with such timeless classics.
The three friends often cool their heels- literally- in one of the many fountains of the villa Gabuzzo hidden away in the coastal hamlet of carmel by the sea.
Please note that this car dealership does not exist in Bensonhurst or anywhere else for that matter except as a fundraising initiative. It's like Paul Newmans' stories on the labels of his salad dressings.
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